the mayhem guide to the apprentice

ok so i'm looking forward to tonight's episode of the apprentice.

i am always left open mouth with shock. agog with disbelief at what an absolute pile of shit the "finest business brains in england" can come up with. so i thought i'd put my money where my mouth is so to speak...

starting with last week. morons.

here's what they should have done:

work out what basic cleaning stuff costs the least, power cleaners and stuff fuck that...if you keep your costs low you have to make a lot less money. so make things easy on yourself and keep your costs down. once you've chosen the cheapest cleaning items work out what you can clean for the most amount of money. that's the obvious way to aim for the most profit.

then split the team up into pairs so you've got 2 people doing 4 different tasks, let's say  shoes, cars, windows, glasses.

when you find out which teams making the best you should throw everything behind that albeit in different locations.

simple.

let's see what they manage to fuck up tonight

Comments

[Shep]

You should have entered

[ilmari]

ted, are you going to keep putting beatstevie to the itunes podcast? i wouldn't mind having it all thus far to watch on my flight to japan.

(without having to rip off your youtube)